Funny Racoon Scented Soy Candle — Sorry About the Vibes I’m Mentally Ill

Scented soy candle, with two size options, and available in six scents.

Low lighting. Full disclosure.
The Raccoon Candle offers a small, flickering apology for the general atmosphere—delivered by a raccoon who is doing their best.

This candle pairs soft, calming light with blunt, self-aware humor. It’s perfect for decompressing, setting expectations, or quietly acknowledging that things are a lot right now. Light it while reading, resting, spiraling gently, or reclaiming your space from forced positivity.

It won’t fix anything.
But it does set the tone.

Features

• Clean-burning candle for everyday use

• Cozy, calming glow

• Label features raccoon artwork and text

• Designed for humor, honesty, and comfort

Perfect For

• People with a dark sense of humor

• Neurodivergent, anxious, or overwhelmed folks

• Bedrooms, desks, and recovery spaces

• Gifting to someone who appreciates radical honesty

Product Highlights

• Soft light for overstimulated moments

• Humor that’s direct, not performative

• Makes an excellent “I see you” gift

• Pairs well with silence and boundaries

Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic formula — no parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes
- Reusable amber glass jar — cleans up to become decor or storage
- Six scent options: Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, White Sage + Lavender, or Unscented
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick; compliant with ASTM safety standards
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; all scents share the same wax color

Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.