Warm, comfortable, and quietly brutal.
The Have the Day You Deserve Hoodie delivers dry humor with just enough bite—wrapped in a soft, cozy layer you’ll want to live in.
Designed for colder days, late nights, and minimal social interaction, this unisex hoodie pairs understated typography with maximum subtext. It’s perfect for readers, writers, creatives, and anyone who prefers their sarcasm served calmly and without explanation.
Whether you’re running errands, working from home, or existing in public with boundaries firmly intact, this hoodie says exactly what you mean.
Features
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Unisex fit for everyday comfort
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Soft fleece interior for warmth and coziness
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Classic hoodie design with kangaroo pocket
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Durable, high-quality print
Perfect For
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Fans of dry humor and subtle sarcasm
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Cold days and colder attitudes
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Thoughtful, slightly unhinged gift-giving
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Anyone who prefers statements over small talk
Have the day you deserve. Stay warm while doing it.
Product Highlights (Bullets for Shopify Sections)
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Cozy fleece-lined interior
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Unisex classic fit
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Everyday cold-weather essential
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Minimalist design with attitude
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
