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Funny Racoon Soy Candle — Things Are Constantly Happening

Funny Racoon Soy Candle — Things Are Constantly Happening

Regular price €12,95 EUR
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A hand-poured 9 oz soy candle with 12 scent options.

Soft light. Deep sigh. Same ongoing reality.

The Raccoon Candle is for moments when the world is simply doing too much and you would like a small, controlled source of calm.

Featuring a raccoon who is emotionally exhausted but still trying, this candle pairs cozy ambiance with painfully relatable humor. Light it during work, rest, reading, doomscroll recovery, or whenever you need one thing to be quiet and predictable.

It won’t stop things from happening.
But it might help a little.

Features

  • Clean-burning candle for everyday use

  • Cozy, comforting glow

  • Label features raccoon design and text

  • Designed for rest, humor, and emotional honesty

Perfect For

  • Burnt-out adults and tired students

  • Anxiety, stress, and overstimulation moments

  • Desk, nightstand, or reading nook rituals

  • Gifting to someone who is holding it together


Product features
- Eco-friendly, vegan formula: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick; no parabens, plastics, lead, or synthetic dyes
- Reusable glass vessel with glossy permanent adhesive label — cleans and repurposes easily
- Long burn time: approximately 50–60 hours per 9 oz candle
- Twelve scent options including Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, and unscented
- Complies with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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