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Light it while reading, resting, spiraling gently, or reclaiming your space from forced positivity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eIt won’t fix anything.\u003cbr data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"870\"\u003eBut it \u003cem data-start=\"877\" data-end=\"883\"\u003edoes\u003c\/em\u003e set the tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"915\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"915\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"957\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"957\"\u003eClean-burning candle for everyday use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"980\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"960\" data-end=\"980\"\u003eCozy, calming glow\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003eLabel features raccoon artwork and text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003eDesigned for humor, honesty, and comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1071\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1091\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1091\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003ePeople with a dark sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1129\" data-end=\"1178\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1178\"\u003eNeurodivergent, anxious, or overwhelmed folks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1179\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1181\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003eBedrooms, desks, and recovery spaces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1222\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003eGifting to someone who appreciates radical honesty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1276\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1306\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1306\"\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1307\" data-end=\"1473\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1307\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003eSoft light for overstimulated moments\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1349\" data-end=\"1390\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1351\" data-end=\"1390\"\u003eHumor that’s direct, not performative\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1391\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1393\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003eMakes an excellent “I see you” gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1431\" data-end=\"1473\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1473\"\u003ePairs well with silence and boundaries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Vegan, non-toxic formula — no parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable amber glass jar — cleans up to become decor or storage\u003cbr\u003e- Six scent options: Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, White Sage + Lavender, or Unscented\u003cbr\u003e- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick; compliant with ASTM safety standards\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; all scents share the same wax color\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Burn within sight. 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